Anonymous asked: how did you know they were animal penises
Well….I’m fairly sure I know what a human penis looks like…considering I have one….
check out this new keyboard i bought
HOW RICH ARE YOU
The keyboard was only like $60 dude
THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK
The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters
Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre
I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?
They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.
damn that’s a lot of dildos
They’re not even human penis dildos….they’re all animal penises….say what?
I made this card for my girlfriend. Its sposed to be anime versions of us. I’m not 100% pleased with my face but its difficult when you’re fat…Nobody in anime world is fat -_-
AUSTRALIAN SLANG IS WEIRD AND WRONG AND UNHOLY
Stone the flaming crows!
I was just sitting here watching Aunty, when I decided to take a squiz at Tumblr to see if there were any grouse pictures of some dag in their trackie dacks and a pair of thongs or a couple of sheilas I’d like to root, and then I see this seppo saying that Aussie slang is shonky?! Absolutely spewing, hey.
(I’m not sledging you by calling you a galah or bungers or anything.)
Cockney Translation :-
"Would you adam and eve it!
i was avin a gander at the telly when I thought I’d take a butchers at Tumblr, to see if there were any blinding pictures of some anorak in his trackys and plimsoles or a pair of dicky birds I’d shag, and then I see this Yank saying that convict slang is shady. I’m bloody cheesed off.
(I’m not slagging you off by calling you a tit or an aris or anything)
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth– Baz Luhrmann
So…..mebbe this is my girlfriend now and thats good coz shes nice and makes me happy the end.
Sooooo I did a cover of “Wrecking Ball”…I think the combination of acoustic with my rock voice is pretty good. But I guess you’ll decide that for me?
“I don’t think you are going anywhere” a disembodied voice spoke. “Apart from with me”
From the shadows a figure dressed completely in white stepped.
“Under whos authority?” Blaine asked quietly, the power in his low voice obvious.
Blaine tensed, not waiting for an answer, he crouched lower as if to pounce on the solitary figure. Before he could move a flash of blue light seemed to materialise from nowhere and shot towards the young pair. It enveloped them and tightened, their limbs forced in close to their bodies and their feet slowly floated from the floor. Their struggles helpless, even with his strength Blaine was next to useless.
The figure stepped into the blue glow thrown off by the Magick holding them captive.
“Under the authority of the High Order”